My sister, the cereal killer.

Shnarff! says: you know, Scott Peterson is a pretty good looking guy, good looking people aren't suppossed to be mental

Shnarff! says:
lol

Allison says:  that's not true, a lot of psychos are good looking. Ted Bundy was known as a hunk too

Shnarff! says: i was thinking about that

Shnarff! says: sigh... maybe I am going to be a Cereal Killer cause I am sooo damn cute, and crazy

Allison says: you would definitely be a Cereal Killer, cause you're not evil enough to be a Serial Killer. 

Allison says: DEATH!! DEATH TO CAPTAIN CRUNCH

Shnarff! says:  exactly! Look out Tony the Tiger

Shnarff! says: just follow your nose, it always knows

Shnarff! says:  the scent of death, where ever it goes

Shnarff! says:  you have heard the band Green Jello haven't you

Allison says: nope

Shnarff! says:  they did a song called Cereal Killer, it was a bunch of cereal commercial catch phrases as told by Tucan Sam the serial killer

This sickness is obviously genetic.